> Letter From The Penis
>
>
> December 19th, 2001 (No.841)
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>
>
>
> Dear Management,
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
>
> 1- I do physical labor
> 2- I work at great depths
> 3- I plunge head first into everything I do
> 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
> 5- I work in a damp environment
> 6- I don't get paid overtime
> 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
> 8- I work in high temperatures
> 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases
>
> Dear Penis,
>
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
> the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
>
> 1- You can not work 8 hours straight
> 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
> 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
> 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other
> locations
> 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated
in
> order to start working
> 6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
> 7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> the correct protective gear
> 8- You will retire well before you are 65
> 9- You are unable to work double shifts
> 10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
> assigned task
> 11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering
and
> exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
>
> Sincerely,
> The Management
>
>
> Sarah Tamayo
> Technical Energy Solutions, Inc.
> Administrative Assistant
> 8595 Byron Commerce Dr.
> Byron Center, MI 49315
> 616-583-6000
> 616-583-6006 (fax)
>
> *************************************
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> -Joan Baez
>
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